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Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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