You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
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Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
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Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
When did angry sex become our thing?
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remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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