I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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