I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
