I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
How's work?
Spinning.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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