But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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