I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
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You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
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He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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