dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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