Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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