sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
That's intense
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
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Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
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Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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