She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
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She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
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Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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