forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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