we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
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