D3 body, D1 cock
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
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He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
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she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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