Me. At least after what I've been through.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
