...so i touched it.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
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CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
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Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
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