I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I think people are normalizing furries
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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