would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
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about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
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I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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