Me too!
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
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