Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
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it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
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A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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