Walk of Shame. In a state park.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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