You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
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Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
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I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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