garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Use "feeling words"
Yay
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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