"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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