she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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