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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.

  (406): View more from Montana

  IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle

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• (917): View more from New York City

  still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Whoa, Gary Coleman died

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  Whatchu talkin bout?!?!

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  Too soon.

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• (786): View more from Florida

  hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  My mouth holds just enough water for my bong

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  was I really that bad?

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  you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage

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• (850): View more from Florida

  My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.

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• (716): View more from New York

  My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.

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