I think my vagina is haunted
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
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and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
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And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Success! We fucked roommates!
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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