I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
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I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
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I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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