It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
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You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
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I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize