Tell her she can't have a vagina
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
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I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
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Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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