Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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