dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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