You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
