UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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