I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I could fuck to npr.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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