My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
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Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
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His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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