let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
The dick lei will go down in squad history
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
