What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
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The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
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I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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