Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
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I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
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If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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