You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
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stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
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Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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