She's JV to your varsity
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
