so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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