I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
jump out the window naked night went bad
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