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  You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I just made out with a guy for $7.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.

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• (951): View more from California

  He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived

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  did you know we used to have a pool?

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• (310): View more from California

  Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert

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