Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(440): View more from Ohio

thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?

(216): View more from Ohio

... about that ...

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(443): View more from Maryland

they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"

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(805): View more from California

I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.

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(541): View more from Oregon

I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009

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(240): View more from Maryland

He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.

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(815): View more from Illinois

Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?

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(573): View more from Missouri

and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.

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(716): View more from New York

Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.

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