thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
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He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
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I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.