He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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