Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
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I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
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As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
It's official drugs can't kill me
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.