her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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