i barfeds in our rink
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
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He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
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He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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