you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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