I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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