Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
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Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
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Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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