I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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