yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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