which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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