Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
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