Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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